if you don't got no buns, hon...

Last night, my father was inexplicably angry...that my mother had purchased regular-sized hamburger buns instead of oversize hamburger buns. For the hamburgers that were very nearly on the table when he arrived home.

"All she buys are these tiny buns," he groused. "Is it too much to ask to get bigger buns?"

You just said a mouthful, Dad.

And while we're at it...BUY YOUR OWN DAMN BUNS.